One of the best anti-comedy twitter accounts is @BoringJoeMauer. This is one of my favorite twitter accounts on the internet. Obviously anti-comedy is an acquired taste, but it is a taste I've grown to enjoy.
Below I've laid out some of my favorite more recent tweets made by @BoringJoeMauer:
Bye, Sam Fuld. I still owe you a Gatorade from that one day I forgot my money.
— Boring Joe Mauer (@BoringJoeMauer) July 31, 2014
The DL is a lot like DH, except you don't get to hit.
— Boring Joe Mauer (@BoringJoeMauer) July 22, 2014
Facebook is like crack. I don't use it.
— Boring Joe Mauer (@BoringJoeMauer) July 17, 2014
What is there to do at a bar until 4 AM? Watch the news?
— Boring Joe Mauer (@BoringJoeMauer) July 16, 2014
When I was catcher I had a signal for "Your cap is crooked. You look weird."
— Boring Joe Mauer (@BoringJoeMauer) July 16, 2014
So if you haven't already, go follow @BoringJoeMauer.